I can’t sit back and witness a total gort yammering on about football, as if a gort buster really gives a shit about such gortville matters. It wouldn’t be so bad, but this gort named his new website “Gort Busters” and is using the name “Mike”.
I tried to leave a comment there, but this is not allowed.
His latest post is “Football Weather“.
We have a blizzard in Dirty Jersey. That should keep the goddamn gort mobiles off the road. Nature shut down gortville. Definitely not “football weather” here in dirty fuckin’ jersey.